"The Happening"

M. Night Shyamalan sucks. Zooey Deschanel is a goddess. This movie is a piece of shit. The end.

Cover Quote: "We've sensed it. We've seen the signs. Now... It's Happening."

Chapin Quote: "Oh, secret Hollywood crush... Marry me."

And by secret Hollywood crush.. I meant M. Night Shyamalan.. Of Course.
The Greatest Director of our time.


Yeah, this is about killer plants that release toxins when they are rustled by the wind. Why?

"Frogs"


Who would have thought that 200 years later in the 1970's, that someone would still be upset with the French. The French and Indian War was 200 years ago! Get over it! Oh, wait. This movie is actually about Frogs? Dumb.


Cover Quote: "Today the Pond.. Tomorrow the world!"

Chapin Quote: "But they are so damn cute.. how could they?"





Here is a trailer for the movie...
you WILL be disappointed.




This is a review done by some kid...
it is hilarious...
you WILL NOT be disappointed.

"Robot Jox"

Future. Robots. Sports. Battle. Zzzzzzzzz...

Cover Quote: "Two Men! Two Machines! Too Wild!"

Alternate Cover Quote: "The Ultimate killing machine. Part man. Part metal."

Chapin Quote: "I don't feel good."