Monday, October 26, 2009


"Malibu Express"


Breasts, Breasts and more Breasts.
But, hey, I'm not complaining.

With 20 or so softcore porn scenes and a cast of about 75% models and guns, I am pretty sure that this just might be gem.

Cover Quote: "Packing Heat from Texas to Malibu Beach!"

Chapin Quote: "Hmm.. that guy just took his sleeves off of his jacket to fight. "




Sunday, October 25, 2009


"Gingerdead Man 2"

What a pile of crap.

Seriously painful.


Cover Quote: "Passion of the Crust"

Cover Quote #2: "Freshly Baked Terror!"


Chapin Quote: "Who would of thought that a movie about a cookie
that kills people would have been a bad idea?"